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Monday, May 31, 2010

FUERZABRUTA


Fuerzabruta literally means "brute force" and that's exactly what you feel like you've been hit with when you see it.  It's an amazing hour and a half of dancing, stomping, laughing, and jaw dropping.  The cast is from Argentina and proved, yet again, that a mullet on the right man can be incredibly sexy.  Be prepared to participate - the cast walks and dances among you and the stages and installations are wheeled on, off, and around the stage where the audience is standing.  I highly recommend you don't miss this show - it'll be at the Auditorium Theater in Chicago all summer long.   TICKETS




Thursday, May 27, 2010

Text ya later.

I recently read an interesting article about "Tech Etiquette," which is a subject I don't think is addressed nearly enough. Just because you CAN be connected to the outside world at all times doesn't necessarily mean you SHOULD be.

I don't think there's anything ruder than:
1. Constantly checking/sending messages while out at a bar or event . . . am I really so boring that you have to have a conversation with someone else while I'm standing right next to you?
2. Talking on your phone like you're hard of hearing in a closed public space. You're not Perez Hilton, no one cares what you have to say about Kim Kardashian's butt implants.
3. Posting Facebook pictures that make me look like Sloth from The Goonies. We all know that Mark Zuckerberg is taking over the world and soon even children in Sri Lanka without TVs and internet will have access to your most personal information. So, don't post that pic of me swigging Jager from the bottle while wearing a tube top.
4. Sending me a text message that says, "Hi." Honestly, WTF am I supposed to do with that?
5. Sending crazy chain emails to everyone on your contact list when you don't know your audience. If you are my distant relative that I haven't seen in years and who refers to me as a "bagabon" (read: vagabond), please don't send me anti-Obama right-wing crap. I may not agree with the notion that his native tribe in Africa is planning a hostile takeover of the USA.
6. Answering your phone, sending a text, or playing with any random gadget during dinner. The absolute worst. I can't even joke about it.


Will Schwalbe said it best, "Think of your PDA as a crossword puzzle. Anywhere it’s acceptable to work on a crossword puzzle, it’s OK to check your PDA."


Here are some amazingly hilarious examples of when Facebook etiquette has gone out the window.


 

Monday, May 17, 2010

The Lipstick Portraits

Michael Angelo, creator of the Wonderland Beauty Parlor, also happens to be one heck of a photographer.  His most recent project, The Lipstick Portraits, features celebrities decked out in the trademark of the beautiful: red lipstick.  100% of the money raised from the prints goes to saving and rehabilitating Thai sex slaves (www.somaly.org).  Click here to see the portraits: The Lipstick Portraits

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Banksy

British street artist, Banksy, has had a lot of recent Chicago press because:

1. His movie, Exit Through the Gift Shop, about the underground graffiti world has gotten top notch reviews.



2. He finally graced Chicago with his presence - a reference to the movie The Untouchables.


As a long time Banksy fan, beginning with my first sighting of Girl with Balloon in London 2005, I thought I'd share a few more of my favorites.





None of these pictures have been used with the consent of the owner . . . Banksy would be proud.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Strange Signs from Abroad

I love nothing more than seeing signs in ridiculously poor English while I'm travelling.  It instantly makes me feel better about butchering the language of whatever country I'm in.  Check this site out for tons of great ones:


Here are a couple of my favorites:


Thursday, May 13, 2010

Tix 4 Cause


Due to my Irish blood and redialling tenacity I've recently come across a pair of tickets to BAMBOOZLE, a concert series starring 3OH!3 and Third Eye Blind, among others.

Even more recently I've come across an amazing way to get rid of them.  Tix 4 Cause is an organization that allows people to donate tickets that they're not planning on using.  A charity gets the money, someone gets that last ticket without having to meet a Craigslist shadeball on a corner, and as if that wasn't enough - all transactions are tax deductible.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Downtown Sound


We love you Mayor Daley!  Starting in June you can find me in Millennium Park for the free New Music Mondays at the Pritzker Pavilion.  I'm most excited for She & Him and Kid Sister, but all of the bands sound great and I'm feeling a tradition coming on. Mondays: grassy knoll + box of wine = good times for all. Who's with me!?

Monday, May 24 at 6:30pm - Besnard Lakes with The Ponys
Monday, May 31 at 6:30pm - Hum with Volcano!
Monday, June 7 at 6:30pm - She & Him with Hollows
Monday, June 14 at 6:30pm - Tony Allen with Great Lake Swimmers
Monday, June 21 at 7:30pm - The Books with Via Tania
Monday, July 5 at 6:30pm - The Thermals with Disappears
Monday, July 12 at 6:30pm - Caribou with Budos Band
Monday, July 19 at 6:30pm - Kid Sister with Konono N°1

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Micmacs

Watching a Jean-Pierre Jeunet movie is like peeking into a dream.  Well, they feel like peeking into MY dreams - to be honest, I'm not really sure what anyone else's dreams are like.  The music . . . the cinematography . . . every frame he creates is like a work of art.  Jeunet lets his imagination run wild and the viewer gets to sit back and watch in wonderment.  I was lucky enough to see Amelie for the first time at The Town Theatre in Highland, Indiana, where the velvet curtains flanked by knights of armor close at intermission and everyone steps into the lobby for free tea and cakes.  I can't imagine a better setting to see Amelie whisk away garden gnomes and paint records on to turntables.

Lucky for us, Jeunet has done it again and his new movie looks just as playful and engaging as his others. Micmacs opens in theaters on May 28.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Artropolis

Last weekend I delved into my creative side at Chicago’s Artropolis. There were three shows: Art Chicago, a collection of modern and contemporary art from renowned galleries around the world; NEXT, a showcase of emerging artists, including performance pieces; and the International Antiques Fair, which housed over 100 of the world’s best antique dealers.

In NEXT, I saw life size jungle animals made out of Nike shoeboxes, a statue made out of tiny puzzle pieces, CDs that were melted down into what looked like semi-precious stones, and a video installation of a man’s face projected onto a plaster sculpture that took me at least 30 seconds to determine whether he was real or not. I stood in one dimly lit booth (that was about 105 degrees and smelled like stale beer and hipster B.O.) for a good 5 minutes, while a DJ spun eerie music, waiting for the show to begin and then realized that it WAS the show. So, I stepped out and almost collided with a heavily tattooed woman leading a man at least twice her size around on a leash. I didn’t want to be next on her naughty list, so I decided to try my luck at Art Chicago.

Art Chicago was twice the size of NEXT and had some amazing pieces, my favorites being a chandelier made out of reading glasses and a coffee table installation composed of two way mirrors and lights that when you glanced down it looked like you were peering into a never-ending tunnel. My group of friends tends to gravitate towards things that are sparkly, so the sequin and glitter mosaics, along with the giant sparkly hot dogs and gold-plated burgers, were a huge hit.

 Overall, Artropolis was a wonderful testament to Chicago’s amazing art and cultural scene and had something for everyone – especially if you’re into dog collars.


Monday, May 3, 2010

Special K Fruit Crisps

Sometimes last night's pizza just isn't enough to tide me over until noon and I find myself craving a mid-morning snack. I've never been a big fan of granola bars and the like, but I've found the most delicious bar-sized snack ever!

Special K Fruit Crisps taste exactly like pop tarts, but are only 100 calories per package. Love at first bite.